To date my favourite Simpsons joke
I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
I wonder how many people don’t get this
But I could never forget
are you kidding
everyone knows this pun
I don’t get it.
Almost. Almost everybody
This is how me and my would-be soul mate would flirt
A cancer sufferer travelled thousands of miles across China to buy a two-legged goat that walks on its hind legs because he admires its strong spirit. Wang Xinmin, who suffers from lymphoma, journeyed from his hometown in Fuyang in eastern China’s Anhui Province to buy the animal for 4,500 Yuan (£450) in Zhoukou in Henan Province. The 31-year-old made the decision after reading a newspaper report about how the goat had taught itself to walk after being born with only two hind legs.
THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS
the past was fucked up
That baby cages one scares the crap out of me
"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
I learned this at Warped Tour when I was 19. I almost passed out of heat stroke, and the medic kept asking me if I’d taken anything, kept on telling me, “I can’t tell anyone, I just want to make you feel better.” Such a sweetheart. And yes, I was clean, just severely dehydrated. Drink water, kids.
nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah