How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
i AM a child fuck yes
THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE SLAM THE RED BUTTON
maybe the best vine ever
“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”
Fucking watch me.
[aggressively sings Hedwig’s Theme]
At least you have a theme song sincerely the supernatural fandom
Imma just leave this here.
that escalated quickly
Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better!
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)
I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr
#i was about to get annoyed about someone taking this too seriously but then i saw who posted it
that terrifying moment when everything is happily resolved but the book still has 200 pages left
that terrifying moment when there’s too many things that need resolving but the book has only 20 pages left
IT’S JUST LIKE
i just got macbeth and macklemore mixed up in my head
when i was in the third grade, i thought that i was fated to be king bc some witches told me so
THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK
The new face of the NYPD is perfectly embodied by Brooklyn’s own Jake Peralta, who cowers behind his desk all day like the true hair bag that he is. The old guard would have eaten a guy like Peralta by breakfast and unloaded him by lunch.
#and at this moment i fell to the ground a broken crying mess of feels#HE’S SO PROUD OF PERALTA AND PERALTA IS SO HAPPY TO HAVE HIS APPROVAL#LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SMILE SHIT#but listen peralta IDOLIZED jimmy brogan and was so ecstatic to be ‘accepted’ by him#and was probably still reeling/crushed from realizing that brogan was a piece of shit#LOOK AT THE FORTH GIF#he’s got this little lost puppy look in his eyes and then he looks down and smiles so softly#I’M GONNA FLING MYSELF INTO THE SUN#HE’S FOUND A NEW HERO AND IT IS CAPTAIN RAY HOLT#LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE THE FEELS ARE SO INTENSE I’M DONE EVERYTHING IS TOO MUCH( plaidandredlipstick )
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.